Penostril 

Combination of the words penis and nostril. It is the the penis opening. Credit for this word goes to my friend, Scott.

My boyfriend's penostril looked infected so I didn't have sex with him.

Penostril by Mahmo March 4, 2010

Penstill 

A pencil that is still just a pen and not a pencil at all.

Hey mate, can I borrow a pencil to fill out this scantron?

Nah bro, it's just a penstill, sorry.

Penstill by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Penostalgia 

1. A bittersweet longing for an ex-boyfriend, and more specifically his penis; a sentimental yearning for the happiness and sexual adventures shared with a former boyfriend.

I had a total case of penostalgia last night, so I drunk-dialled Stefan!

Oh, I'm so down about not seeing Dave anymore, all I can think about is him and the sex we had. I think I have penostalgia.

Penostalgia by KaliB25 April 27, 2011

Pedostrifarian 

A Jamaican pedestrian who likes kids.

Example:
Bob Marley and his mate are taking a stroll along the road, bong in hand.
Bob Marley: dayum that gal kinda fine
His mate: the gals 14! Are u telling me your a pedostrifarian?

Pedostrifarian by Jameeerca4life September 3, 2021

Penistricken 

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.

1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.

Penistricken by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

Prostrils 

The proper term for describing the nostrils on some cum guzzling skank has a schnoz so big that Gonzo the muppet would be jealous. Prostrils can be used as a means to milking your prostate while being treated to the 69 position of servicing.

Dem Prostrils doe!

Prostrils by Webster Aint Shit January 20, 2015

Penistralia 

The planet where all penises originate from.
A planet worse than Uranus.
The planet is a creamy white color, the surface is really sticky (with small amounts of a red, bloodlike fluid).
A planet in which STD's are normal, everyone has HIV, AIDS, and Genital Herpes.

Elton John: "I can't wait to get to Penistralia because there's gonna be a hugeee sausagefest there.
David Furnish: "I thought my dick was enough for you!!"
Elton John: "WELL I WANT DICKS EVERYWHERE, even in my underwear!"

Penistralia by Estretoseten February 27, 2015