A mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary
monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you'
re a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be
good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited
power would make you have every
power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows:
-Teleportation
-The ability to make the
skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart.
-Monky
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-Ability to show himself in dreams.
-Ability to erase evidence of his existence.
-Immortality/Invincibility
Derek: Dude, what happened, why were you in the hospital?
James: T-the p-p-penis m-
monkey got me.
Derek: Who? What are you talking about?
James: MY PENIS I-IT'S
GONE!!
Derek: D: oh no
Tyrone: What happened?
Derek: Penis
Monkey.
