penis cream
"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"
"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."
"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."
penis cream by Jay A. April 19, 2005
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Garlic Scented Penis Cream
A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.
Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.
Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
Garlic Scented Penis Cream by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008
Ice Cream Penis
A male reproductive organ (penis) belonging to a biracial individual, causing the shaft of the penis to be two distinctly different colors. In most cases, this will mean that the lower part of the shaft is much darker than the top.
Ice Cream Penis by Needledickk October 2, 2011
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026