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Penis Inspection Day 

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.
Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!

Penis Inspection Day 

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

Penis inspection day 

Penis inspection day is held on May 6th. You are allowed to inspect penises without being called out as being gay.

Penis Inspection Day 

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

Penis inspection day 

What Bailey needs to do now
Bailey you know what day it is

Bailey: “penis inspection day?”

Feb 24: National penis inspection day 

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick
It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!
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