by Lame June 8, 2005
"johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect."
...and Percy, Willy, Dick, Cock, Knob, Todger, Wang, Schlong, meat mallet, bacon banana, pork sword, one-eyed monster, love rocket, phallus, trouser snake, purple headed trouser snake, serpentine, weenie, johnson, carrot.
...and Percy, Willy, Dick, Cock, Knob, Todger, Wang, Schlong, meat mallet, bacon banana, pork sword, one-eyed monster, love rocket, phallus, trouser snake, purple headed trouser snake, serpentine, weenie, johnson, carrot.
by king asshat the first October 3, 2003
a magical wand used for pleasurable acts as well as a defence mechanism. Where there is penis, there will be Smokey and Frootloop.
She felt the warm presence of me penis
I managed to fend those negros off at the last second by using my penis
I managed to fend those negros off at the last second by using my penis
by Smokeeee August 29, 2006
by Koala Beer January 21, 2005
A yummy thing to suck on. It tastes delicious. Also the balls are good too. I love to suck on penis. Its wonderful.
by sal sonny vitale January 14, 2008
There is an abundance of peni in the locker room.
by PENIIIIII May 16, 2010