Penil convention

A secret meeting between homo sexual men, where they discuss their penis' and the new and creative things they do with them to other homosexual men.

guy 1:Hey Henry! My penis points up!

guy 2: ITS OUR VERY FIRST PENIL CONVENTION! yay

Penil convention by Schoop December 30, 2009

mohawk-penis connection 

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

mohawk-penis connection by hai_bai March 7, 2011