A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.
The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.
by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003
Get the penicorn mug.A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.
by -Rabies- September 1, 2008
Get the penicorn mug.A fusion of the words penis and unicorn. Basically, this is a synonym for dickhead. If you see where a unicorn's horn is and picture a "dickhead", you will get it.
by Stephanie Ling April 27, 2006
Get the penicorn mug.Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
Get the Penicorn mug.by Drea, Chayle, Lauren June 30, 2007
Get the Peenicorn mug.A Ponicorn is part Pony, part Unicorn. They are rare creatures that only speak in Dolphin with the occasional Monkey sound. Ponicorn's are highly sought after pets as they can grant you 2.75 wishes.
It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.
If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...
It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.
If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...
I saw a Ponicorn in the forest last night and it gave me this hickey.
I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!
Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.
I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!
Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.
by Berns-2013 December 19, 2013
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Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.
Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.
by Jejamtrissiecishaa. January 12, 2009
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