zoo zoo's and wham wham's 

A prison slang term used by older jail inmates or prison convicts for jail or prison "inmate store or commissary" bought items such as: small cakes or pies, candy bars or sweet tooth items purchased by inmates.

zoo zoo's and wham wham's are individually packaged fruit filled pies, twinkies, cup cakes,pound cake, small pecan pies,and all candy bars, hard taffy, licorice and small packages of hard candy, all purchased from inmate store.

zoo zoo's and wham wham's by papa ron October 31, 2006

zoo zoo's and wham wham's 

slang for snacks of any sort, in the big house

hey man ill toss yo salad for some zoo zoo's and wham whams

zoo zoo's and wham wham's by bige5569 August 22, 2003

zoo zoo's and wham wham's 

Junk food, debbie snacks, twinkies, ect.

"You need to buy some real food, not all of those zoo zoo's and wham wham's.

zoo zoo's and wham wham's by SaccstryWilliow July 23, 2022

Poor Man's Zoo 

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.

I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.

Poor Man's Zoo by Brent Senio October 17, 2008

That's Zoo! 

A colloquial term used to describe anything that is generally sub-par or otherwise shithouse.

"Breast reduction surgery? That's Zoo!"

That's Zoo! by Toblestein October 12, 2008

daniel's zoo 

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.

"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"

daniel's zoo by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021

What's new in the zoo?

An alternative way of saying "what's up?"

Dude, what's new in the zoo?

Not much, you?

What's new in the zoo? by WALDO. That is all. November 28, 2010