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Pencil Penis 

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Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.
Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now
Pencil Penis by Mat rob November 25, 2016
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Pencil Penis 

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An abnormally small and thin penis.
“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”
Pencil Penis by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017
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Pencil Penis • pencilenis • pencil • Pencil dick • Pencil - Case • pencil sharpener • pencil neck • pencil pusher • Pencil Slop • pencil fucked

pencil penis 

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A thin penis that girls hate
Why do you have a pencil penis
pencil penis by Consternation June 18, 2017
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pencil penis 

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when your penis is skinny, like a pencil
*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"
pencil penis by greninjolo March 26, 2022
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pencilenis 

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Disease of tha pencil dick
U were born with a disease calld pencilenis..it hasnt grown since u were a a lil bity fetus
pencilenis by Toryy May 30, 2015
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