Pencil Penis

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

Pencil Penis by Mat rob November 25, 2016

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Pencil Penis

An abnormally small and thin penis.

“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”

Pencil Penis by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017

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pencil penis

A thin penis that girls hate

Why do you have a pencil penis

pencil penis by Consternation June 18, 2017

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pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

pencil penis by greninjolo March 26, 2022

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pencilenis

Disease of tha pencil dick

U were born with a disease calld pencilenis..it hasnt grown since u were a a lil bity fetus

pencilenis by Toryy May 30, 2015

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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