Pencil Penis 

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

Pencil Penis by Mat rob November 25, 2016

Pencil Penis 

An abnormally small and thin penis.

“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”

Pencil Penis by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017

pencil penis 

A thin penis that girls hate

Why do you have a pencil penis

pencil penis by Consternation June 18, 2017

pencil penis 

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

pencil penis by greninjolo March 26, 2022

pencilenis 

Disease of tha pencil dick

U were born with a disease calld pencilenis..it hasnt grown since u were a a lil bity fetus

pencilenis by Toryy May 30, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020