Pencil Penis 

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

Pencil Penis by Mat rob November 25, 2016

Pencil Penis 

An abnormally small and thin penis.

“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”

Pencil Penis by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017

pencil penis 

A thin penis that girls hate

Why do you have a pencil penis

pencil penis by Consternation June 18, 2017

pencil penis 

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

pencil penis by greninjolo March 26, 2022

pencilenis 

Disease of tha pencil dick

U were born with a disease calld pencilenis..it hasnt grown since u were a a lil bity fetus

pencilenis by Toryy May 30, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022