Penceshit 

pence.shit

/pens/SHit/
Noun, adjective, explicative.
Origin: 2020 Vice Presidential Debate when a fly was attracted to Mike Pence.
Definition:

1.) Nonsense, either inaccurate statements spoken out of ignorance rather than deception.
2.) Irrelevant statements spoken to avoid answering a direct question or to divert the conversation.

3.) False bravado.
4.) To call out a lie.

“If you tell me you can bench press 450, hell, we'll load up the bar and put you under it. Either you can do it or you can't do it—you can't Penceshit.”

Antonym: Honest, forthright, sincere, good faith, true.

Penceshit by That_one_girl__ October 7, 2020

Penceshit 

horse·shit
/pens/SHit/
Noun, adjective, interjection.
Origin: 2020 Vice Presidential Debate when a fly was attracted to Mike Pence.
Definition: Nonsense, either inaccurate statements spoken out of ignorance rather than deception, or irrelevant statements (which are not necessarily false) spoken to avoid answering a direct question or to divert the conversation. (usually spelled as one word) (slang)

“That drama queen is so full of penceshit, all he does is exaggerate, lie and cheat!”

Penceshit by That_one_girl__ October 7, 2020

Poncestitute 

One of the notorious "ladies" (or gentleman) of the night who work on Ponce de Leon in Atlanta, GA. (Especially those on the corner of Boulevard and Ponce). They come in different varieties the further away from Peachtree St you go. For instance, Piedmont and Ponce at 4:00am has its share of African American trannies with expensive wigs. Down at Boulevard, the fare is more like the former humans from "I am Legend."

Many Poncestitutes are toothless and suffer from pelvic inflammatory disease, but don't worry, they only charge enough for a nominal amount of crack, or a chicken dinner from Popeyes.

The MARTA bus almost ran over a Poncestitute yesterday, and although she didn't seem to notice, her pimp was cussing up a storm and threatening a lawsuit.

Can you believe the police precinct is so close to a hotbed of Poncestitution?

Honey, you might want to see a doctor! You're staggering around like a Poncestitute.

As I turned left onto Ponce, the Poncestitute stuck her braless chest out at me and smiled a toothless grin. Then she noticed I was a woman and she shot me the bird.

Poncestitute by Suzanne B February 2, 2009

Penchita 

A Spanish slang word indicative of someone or something being such a failure that the word to describe it is not present in the normal lexicon of Spanish, because that level of failure was thought impossible by the inventors of the language.

Jose, can you believe it? Xavier is such a penchita.

Penchita by DevCoderGuyDude October 5, 2012

PeaceShitty 

A phraze used to say goodbye to an opponent that you totally owned in an online game.

Wow dude I just kicked your ass, peaceshitty!!

PeaceShitty by CraziiGDfool March 27, 2009

peeshit 

When you have to shit so badly that you pee simultaneously. Considered a caustic acid trip on the commode and a wiping nightmare.

Kat made her own unpleasant bidet by taking a spastic peeshit after suffering from charmiphobia all evening.

peeshit by MustangGirl3 April 11, 2015

Peeshit 

when you flush the toilet but forget to close the lid when flushing. Water from the toilet touches you and you get peeshit on yourself. You can also get peesheet on yourself when you overflow the toilet and it flows everywhere.

I went to the toilet the other day and I dropped my phone in the loo and got peeshit everywhere.

Peeshit by Moaningstyles March 7, 2016