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peeformance anxiety 

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.
(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."
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Peeworthy 

When something evokes such a strong emotional state that you pee your pants, but it is entirely acceptable because the event is so grand. IE: You laugh so hard you pee.
#1
Ted: Dude, be prepared to laugh... check out this YouTube clip!

Ned: *watches* OMG! LOL! LMAO!!!! Dude! That was totally peeworthy, I couldn't catch my breath!

#2
Jan: Hey Jane, you need to go see SAW 10!

Jane: Is it "scary"?

Jan: Yes, TOTALLY PEEWORTHY!
Peeworthy by Tsarith April 1, 2011
Peeworld is a game that is going to be released who the fuck knows when lmao it will probably be shit but oh well dickriders will still love it
idiot: i can't wait for panfu.world to come out!
legend: suck my peeworld dickrider
peeworld by roboteater82 June 5, 2017