Peeniverse

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A peeniverse is the little world which resides within your peener weiner. Some people have bigger peeniverses than others however any peeniverse greater than 1.85 inches is considered pretty big.

1- Woaaah dude… calm your peeniverse, it’s getting out of control.

2- My peeniverse has been pretty upset since you stopped playing video games with me.

3- That peeniverse has some pretty interesting residing governments.

Peeniverse by BrownBoobyBoy July 13, 2025

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pooniverse

The galaxy of vaginas.

Megan, I am about to travel to the pooniverse.

pooniverse by laterrrrrr April 19, 2018

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puniverse

A puny universe. One's small view of the world or inability to see outside their own circle.

"Tyrone acts like a bigshot but he's just the star of his own puniverse."

puniverse by Lady Lilith September 8, 2006

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Mr. Puniverse

A person who is incredibly skinny and lacks muscle. It stems from the combination of the words "puny" and "Mr. Universe."

If I go to the gym and workout properly, I can go from "Mr. Puniverse" to "Mr. Universe!"

Mr. Puniverse by ToMess Upton January 4, 2010

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Phoniverse

A typical contestant in Pokemon Survivor

Oh, I'm not going to vote for Phoniverse this tribal. They're super dope!

Phoniverse by Phoniverse December 17, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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