Pedodog

Pedophillic character from BBC UK's Comedy series Monkey Dust.

see also pedocat

Did you see pedodog last night?

No

OK

by ShoTown October 25, 2004

PedoDouche

It is a guy that targets freshman and underclassmen and harasses them to give him sex and nude photos, and he is generally an asshole who is rude to most other people. He calls other people fags and retards because he is still in the closet and unhappy with his own life

omg! (name here) is such a pedodouche! He wont stop asking me for nude pictures, what an ass

by Dudeyouradouche October 18, 2011

pedologic

A form of rationale and logical thinking that is closely backed by reality with a few minor changes pertaining to the sexual touching of prepubescent children. Is commonly used by pedophiles who wish to justify having sexual relations with young children.

Common arguments include but are not limited to:
"Children have rights too, and they should have the 'right' to have sex."
"Children actually enjoy it, despite what parents may think."
"The harm comes from society's views of adult/child sex, and therefore it is society's fault."

Matt: You know, if society just changed their views about adult/child sex, then maybe there wouldn't be so many traumatized kids with emotional problems.

Kyle: Wow Matt, now that you explain it using pedologic I don't feel so badly about touching little kids.

by Kyle1096 December 27, 2007

pedogoggles

When you see an attractive female from a distance that upon closer inspection is revealed to be significantly underage.

Liam must have had his pedogoggles on because that girl across the street is not even 12 years old.

by Fraz Von Hoffer March 29, 2018

PEDOLOGICAL

Sexually compulsive and obsessive in relation to children.

He always denied inviting the children over for dinner because he was a PEDOLOGICAL liar.

by Witty Whit June 14, 2024