Pedo Uncle

When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass

My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022

Uncle pedo

An uncle who touches male members of the family

Oh uncle pedo Dilip, please don't touch my anus while we're drunk

by Get wrecker July 10, 2016

Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018

peduncle

peduncle - Your uncle that molested you as a child

We stopped talking to uncle Shawn once he became a peduncle.

by LePugh November 22, 2011

pedruncle

Pedruncle - A drunk pedophilic uncle

Oh no! My pedruncle is home from the bar, hide!!

by M4ZT3R13L4Z14N January 30, 2017

Peduncle

A synthesis of the words 'pedophile' and 'uncle'.

Used to define that creepy uncle you have who isn't really your uncle at all. He usually is an old friend of your father's, has a mustache straight out of a porno, and drives an old white van with no windows (a common variation is a van originally equipped with windows, which have now been spray-painted over).

My peduncle is always rambling on about free candy and puppies

Dude, I think I just saw my peduncle on the news.
Really?
Yeah, he's wanted for gross sexual imposition.

by UlyssesSGrantIsUpInThis June 11, 2011