Pearl Vision

When you bust a nut in your girl's eyes and she is temporarily given 20/20 vision.

Bro, I gave my girlfriend pearl vision and she saw my micropenis!

by Shack Daddy September 5, 2023

Pearl Vision

That be when you give some slut a facial when you bust, then she has got jizz all in her eyes.

Chicks hate the pearl vision:
but they gotta respect it.

by Griz October 31, 2004

Pearl Vision

Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.

Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.

Man 1: Guess what I did last night?

Bro 2: What?

Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.

Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!

by GoBigRED! April 16, 2009

Pearl vision

Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard

Derek: Yo Maleek you get that waitress last night?
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!

by Cupcake and Pig Farmer September 2, 2013

Mini Pearle Vision

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.

Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!

by Timmmaaay October 13, 2010