by Shack Daddy September 05, 2023
by Griz October 31, 2004
Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 16, 2009
Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard
Derek: Yo Maleek you get that waitress last night?
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!
by Cupcake and Pig Farmer September 02, 2013
Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!
by Timmmaaay October 13, 2010