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Peanut Butter Jeffery

Peanut butter Jeffery

I eat him for breakfast every day
He is very tasty
I put him on my resume
He can be chunky
Or sometimes very smooth
He smells a little funky

Soothe
What is he

What does he mean
He’s a little sussy
He is a concept and not to be seen
He is very moldy
9:25 pm
He once told me the world is an m&m
In 2094
There will be a toothpaste war
And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom
Meow
Card
Meow
He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda
Cardboard mushroom
Meow
Meow
Meow
Peanut butter Jeffery

I finally figured out who he is
He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick
Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz
Together they fight evillers with big potatoes
And together they try to get their big potatoes
Yeah
Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily
‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling

Falalalala lala la la
A flat tire I am pumping
Falalalala lala la la
Land ahoy mateys

For the great cardboard mushroom is here
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow says the cat and woof says the dog
Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log
Peanut butter solitude
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Peanut Butter Jeffery by Jerfry Cool December 26, 2025
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026