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Patpong Balloon Assassins 

The female-only Special Operations Forces created by the Thai Secret Service, employed in unconventional warfare, foreign internal defense, direct action, Counter-Terrorism, and special reconnaissance operations.

Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).

Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
"Some guy grabbed my arm as I was street shopping in the Patpong district last night, insisting that I should view a special Patpong Balloon Assassins training exercise. Then he pushed me up a flight of stairs."

Patpong Train Station

The name given to any number of crevices within the Patpong district that are large enough not only for a train to pass through, but large enough for a train to enter AND turn around and exit through. These stations are all larger than Hua Lamphong, Bangkok's main railway station.

These crevices are typically used to house and project darts, ping-pong balls and flaming tampons, though the interim government of General Sonthi Boonyaratglin has reserved the right to invoke eminent domain if necessary to meet the growing needs of the nation's railway passengers.
"I purchased admission to a Patpong Train Station last night, but I couldn't feel a thing once I was inside. What a waste of money!"

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026