Paul Dano

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The most attractive man to ever walk the earth. Like have you seen him? I love Paul Dano so much. He is a very special person and he has a very special place in my heart. I <3 Paul Dano. Paul Dano is my life. If Paul Dano had 10,000 fans I am one of them. If he had 1000 I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 100 fans I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 10 fans I am one. If Paul Dano had 1 fan that is me. If Paul Dano had 0 fans then I am dead. I love him so much.

1: Hey man, who is the best guy on earth?
2: Paul Dano, obviously!

Paul Dano by PaulDanosWife March 30, 2022

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Paul Dano

the cutest guy ever to exist
my girlfriend
played the Riddler in the movie The Batman (a gay movie)

"Paul Dano is the greatest actor of all time"

Paul Dano by pauldanoismygirlfriend December 23, 2022

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paul dano

proof that you don't have to be good looking to make it in hollywood

chad: bro i watched sum movie last night and it was fucking HOT
brad: what was it
chad: sum movie with paul dano
brad: uh

paul dano by characteranals November 26, 2019

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paul dano fan

virgins for lives

"I just had sex because im not a *paul dano fan*"

paul dano fan by myballsarehumungouslol March 31, 2022

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paul_danos_wh0re

Tiktok user @paul_danos_wh0re. She likes Paul Dano (obviously) and posts about him. She’s also a super cool person to be mutuals with and posts frequently. She’s really nice and has good taste in actors.

@paul_danos_wh0re is my mutual on Tiktok! How cool!

paul_danos_wh0re by avgskeleton April 3, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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