Paul Dano

The most attractive man to ever walk the earth. Like have you seen him? I love Paul Dano so much. He is a very special person and he has a very special place in my heart. I <3 Paul Dano. Paul Dano is my life. If Paul Dano had 10,000 fans I am one of them. If he had 1000 I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 100 fans I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 10 fans I am one. If Paul Dano had 1 fan that is me. If Paul Dano had 0 fans then I am dead. I love him so much.

1: Hey man, who is the best guy on earth?
2: Paul Dano, obviously!

by PaulDanosWife March 31, 2022

Paul Dano

the cutest guy ever to exist
my girlfriend
played the Riddler in the movie The Batman (a gay movie)

"Paul Dano is the greatest actor of all time"

by pauldanoismygirlfriend December 24, 2022

paul dano

proof that you don't have to be good looking to make it in hollywood

chad: bro i watched sum movie last night and it was fucking HOT
brad: what was it
chad: sum movie with paul dano
brad: uh

by characteranals November 26, 2019

paul dano fan

virgins for lives

"I just had sex because im not a *paul dano fan*"

by myballsarehumungouslol April 1, 2022