Paul Dano

The most attractive man to ever walk the earth. Like have you seen him? I love Paul Dano so much. He is a very special person and he has a very special place in my heart. I <3 Paul Dano. Paul Dano is my life. If Paul Dano had 10,000 fans I am one of them. If he had 1000 I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 100 fans I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 10 fans I am one. If Paul Dano had 1 fan that is me. If Paul Dano had 0 fans then I am dead. I love him so much.

1: Hey man, who is the best guy on earth?
2: Paul Dano, obviously!

Paul Dano by PaulDanosWife March 30, 2022

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Paul Dano

the cutest guy ever to exist
my girlfriend
played the Riddler in the movie The Batman (a gay movie)

"Paul Dano is the greatest actor of all time"

Paul Dano by pauldanoismygirlfriend December 23, 2022

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paul dano

proof that you don't have to be good looking to make it in hollywood

chad: bro i watched sum movie last night and it was fucking HOT
brad: what was it
chad: sum movie with paul dano
brad: uh

paul dano by characteranals November 26, 2019

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paul dano fan

virgins for lives

"I just had sex because im not a *paul dano fan*"

paul dano fan by myballsarehumungouslol March 31, 2022

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paul_danos_wh0re

Tiktok user @paul_danos_wh0re. She likes Paul Dano (obviously) and posts about him. She’s also a super cool person to be mutuals with and posts frequently. She’s really nice and has good taste in actors.

@paul_danos_wh0re is my mutual on Tiktok! How cool!

paul_danos_wh0re by avgskeleton April 3, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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