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The most attractive man to ever walk the earth. Like have you seen him? I love Paul Dano so much. He is a very special person and he has a very special place in my heart. I <3 Paul Dano. Paul Dano is my life. If Paul Dano had 10,000 fans I am one of them. If he had 1000 I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 100 fans I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 10 fans I am one. If Paul Dano had 1 fan that is me. If Paul Dano had 0 fans then I am dead. I love him so much.
1: Hey man, who is the best guy on earth?
2: Paul Dano, obviously!
Paul Dano by PaulDanosWife March 30, 2022
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the cutest guy ever to exist
my girlfriend
played the Riddler in the movie The Batman (a gay movie)
"Paul Dano is the greatest actor of all time"
Paul Dano by pauldanoismygirlfriend December 23, 2022
proof that you don't have to be good looking to make it in hollywood
chad: bro i watched sum movie last night and it was fucking HOT
brad: what was it
chad: sum movie with paul dano
brad: uh
paul dano by characteranals November 26, 2019

paul dano fan 

"I just had sex because im not a *paul dano fan*"

paul_danos_wh0re 

Tiktok user @paul_danos_wh0re. She likes Paul Dano (obviously) and posts about him. She’s also a super cool person to be mutuals with and posts frequently. She’s really nice and has good taste in actors.
@paul_danos_wh0re is my mutual on Tiktok! How cool!

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026