Paul & Heather

Paul & Heather are by far the most magical,fun loving,funny,exciting,happy, strong, overflowing with sex appeal, considerate, long lasting, twin flame, power couple this world will ever know and see! Paul is a pro at always protecting and keeping Heather safe, taken care of, and financially abundant. Heather is a pro at having so much love and adoration for Paul, that there is NOTHING she won’t do to make sure he has everything he needs and wants on a daily basis.Heathers heart is constantly overflowing with love, gratitude, admiration, and appreciation for her Paul.So much so, that she still blushes every time she looks at him! Heather loves the little things that Paul brightens her life up with every day, like his witty, beyond intelligent sense of humor, how he never lets a day go by without showing Heather that he truly loves and cares for her. Paul never lets a day go by without voicing to Heather how much he appreciates her and all that she does for him and their lives. Paul & Heather always know how to have a good time, and they are the best adventure partners in crime, that no other couple even compares. Paul & Heather are so in tune that they can’t help but accidentally finish each other’s sentences. And this happens with them so often that their friends think they have rehearsed it ahead of time.Paul & Heathers love is so amazingly strong, honest, and perfectly matched that it goes without question that they were born to be with each other!!❤️❤️

Seriously dude, I could only prey to have a relationship like Paul & Heather have. And when I do find me a girlfriend I’m going to love and take care of her like Paul does with Heather, because Paul is a real true MAN and you can see how much Heather adores him!!

Paul & Heather by EducatedEmpath January 26, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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