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Paul & Heather 

Paul & Heather are by far the most magical,fun loving,funny,exciting,happy, strong, overflowing with sex appeal, considerate, long lasting, twin flame, power couple this world will ever know and see! Paul is a pro at always protecting and keeping Heather safe, taken care of, and financially abundant. Heather is a pro at having so much love and adoration for Paul, that there is NOTHING she won’t do to make sure he has everything he needs and wants on a daily basis.Heathers heart is constantly overflowing with love, gratitude, admiration, and appreciation for her Paul.So much so, that she still blushes every time she looks at him! Heather loves the little things that Paul brightens her life up with every day, like his witty, beyond intelligent sense of humor, how he never lets a day go by without showing Heather that he truly loves and cares for her. Paul never lets a day go by without voicing to Heather how much he appreciates her and all that she does for him and their lives. Paul & Heather always know how to have a good time, and they are the best adventure partners in crime, that no other couple even compares. Paul & Heather are so in tune that they can’t help but accidentally finish each other’s sentences. And this happens with them so often that their friends think they have rehearsed it ahead of time.Paul & Heathers love is so amazingly strong, honest, and perfectly matched that it goes without question that they were born to be with each other!!❤️❤️
Seriously dude, I could only prey to have a relationship like Paul & Heather have. And when I do find me a girlfriend I’m going to love and take care of her like Paul does with Heather, because Paul is a real true MAN and you can see how much Heather adores him!!
Paul & Heather by EducatedEmpath January 26, 2023
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026