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Patio scab

The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.
Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer
by froggy49 April 18, 2009
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