the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you
by tgibber May 15, 2010
A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.
That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible.
by Dntblvcuzthysyso October 21, 2023
Pastor is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. His intellect is beyond human comprehension. He is also an undercover ninja trained in the arts of taijutsu, ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Fūinjutsu, Senjutsu, and he also has multiple Kekkei genkai abilities and multiple Dōjutsus. He is known as the most powerful ninja to ever walk on this earth.
by P-ass-ta March 30, 2019
moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA
by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003
Pastor is a rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. Born June 17 2001 at Cleveland Clinic Hospital. The creator of a new mainstream style of Hip-Hop/Rap named Speech Flow. Speech Flow's main focus is tone, annunciation, and sound. North East Ohio is where Speech Flow originated rivaling Southern Rap. Also Pastor's popular catch phrase "Nothing but B's and Six's" B's referring to Booty,Ass,and Pussy,Women. Six's referring to Money,Dollars, Cash and,Bank. In layman's terms nothing but bitches and money.
Pastor is my favorite Rapper.
by 0_Pastor_0 December 21, 2019
Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”
Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”
Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019
Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).
by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019