Pastie Slappers 

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

Pastie Slappers by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003

Pattie Slapper

A woman who makes patties. A derogatory term, no idea where it came from though!

She's a right old pattie slapper.

Pattie Slapper by Sarzy September 17, 2003