pasta knot

When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight

I shouldn't have eaten two plates of spaghetti, I have such a pasta knot!

by squiding January 14, 2017

It’s pasta betch

A sentence itsqcp uses when he’s making pasta

Guess what I’m making

Noodles?
No it’s pasta betch

by Tiktok words June 9, 2022

Pasta primaverad

Preparing a romantic meal of pasta primavera for your partner and after they have eaten exactly half of it. You take and wrap the remaining noodles around your partner's genitalia and slurp them off.

My wife and I Pasta primaverad to spice up our sex life, shit was bussing.

by KipperKueen May 17, 2021

pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

Pasta cabronara

An imaginary food that turns the eater into a cabron (asshole). Italian/Spanish equivalent of haterade.

"Dude, what's up with José today?"
"I don't know man, he must have had pasta cabronara with extra sauce for dinner."

by ffw8ten February 5, 2022

Pasta "Hippo" Sauce

the type of person who will help you do anything, even when it gets repetitive and annoying

Person 1: Hey dude do you mind helping me with carrying this box of XL sized dildos?
Person 2: Sure, no problem!
Person 1: What a Pasta "Hippo" Sauce

by Pр Man February 27, 2021

Pasta Bake

whilst cooking pasta bake, you do the paaaaaaasta bake (shag)

j: hey babe you want some paaaaasta bake?
f: let me make some pasta bake then we can get down to business.

by okayyydokeeeyy June 10, 2020