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Passaic Valley 

A Regional High School in Little Falls NJ. The maintenance of the school is poor. 3 towns can come to this school they are Little Falls, Totowa and Woodland Park. PV is divided by snobby white kids, “ghetto” hispanics and arabs. Most of the people from Woodland Park think they are from Paterson just because their town was once called West Paterson. They like to cause fights at the school, dresses like hoes and gangsta’s. They think they are tough but they are not. They purposely get in trouble just to look tough. They could never fight anyone from Paterson! People in Paterson don’t play. Besides most of the people at PV can’t really fight but they claim they could fuck you up. Then you got people from Totowa where some of the white boys also think they are “hood” they purposely sag their pants to the point where you can see their ass. They wear tank tops and blast their music with their ear buds. You also got snobby rich white girls from Totowa who think they are the shit. You got people from Little Falls who act normal they are pretty chill to hang out with. At PV this crazy guy Setembre who is the assistant principal of discipline and goes around and takes people’s phone’s, stops students for not wearing ID’s and acts radically such as follow students to their class and watching students on his security cameras. He abuses his power he is assistant principal but he makes the rule changes around the school. So basically the actual principal doesn’t have any say or power.
Passaic Valley is a trash high school in a white town where 30% of the people try too hard to act ghetto!
Passaic Valley by Jerseyfam December 14, 2019

Passaic Valley 

Passaic Valley is a high school in NJ. Where most kids there think there tough but will get folded by a girl. 3 towns go there including WP, LF, and Totowa. Woodland Park kids act like they were raised in the bronx where they can’t fight for shit. They are mostly arabs and hispanics that always want to start something. Little Falls has some normal people and that are actually chill. Totowa is filled with white boys that swear they can fight but suck each others dick for a living. You can’t forget about the hoe ass white girls that think they can pull everyone. I don’t recommend going to this shitty high school. The teachers suck ass and the sports are dog.
Passaic Valley is shit.
Passaic Valley by remixisning January 9, 2024

Passaic Valley High school 

a high school that is strictly guido. The guys walk around in armami and express jeans everyday with a nextel clipped to their hip. The athletes have some of the most overinflated egos I've ever seen as half of them are on steroids anyway. The girls cause the most drama I've ever seen. I swear it's like a reality tv show straight off VH1. These retards can be found in later years at a local community college or injecting steroids in each others asses at a local gym.
Passaic Valley High School has way too many guidos and steroid abusers.
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