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party hats

erect and mighty pointed nipples
Hey it must be cold out because your mom has her party hats on.
party hats by logos August 12, 2003
Word of the Day on September 10, 2011
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Party Hats

What girls call their nipples when they get hard from the cold.
Oh my gosh, it is so cold in here. I am getting Party Hats!
Party Hats by cat.c September 14, 2005

party hats

Brittish (and occassionaly American) slang for condoms.
I bought a packet of party hats.
party hats by badger777 September 17, 2005

Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.
Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing
Party Hats by eS Butcher September 7, 2012

Party hats

Boobs, when they have party hat icons over them in a photograph sent to someone on their birthday.
Liz has some fantastic party hats in her photo today.
Party hats by Mr&MrsBottoms March 3, 2015

Chocolate Party Hats 

Molded chocolate hat designed to fit on the head of a penis. Primarily used to enhance oral sex for both the man and woman. Usually secured to head of penis with peanut butter, marshmallow creme, or caramel sauce.

Also see - Dick Hats
I hope that bitch is bringing the Chocolate Party Hats to my bachelorette party!

power naps and party hats 

rusty's new motivational slogan
Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom?
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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