paraprofessional

A male assistant of a student. Student is smart, but requires a lot of attention, has a very nasty attitude at times, gets what he wants, not when he wants. Paraprofessional dress nice, likes suede shoes, shops at exspensive malls. Some have birthdays from December 13- January 21st! January 21st is the lucky birthday. Paraprofessionals are great at what they do! They are known to be born with patience and to help other students become successful. I love my paraprofessional.

A male aged from 25-26 that assists Marcus everyday. He is like a big brother to Marcus. Marcus may not show how much he appreciates Mr. Adams, but in the inside, Mr. Adams is helping Marcus become successful! Paraprofessionals are known to arrive late sometimes, but they love having conversations. They love the future.

paraprofessional by Sky112 November 17, 2013

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Paraprofessional, L.O.L.

Smart, sassy, professional liaisons between an accountant, his/her preparers, and the clientele. Paraprofessional, L.O.L.s generally herald from the southern regions of North America.
They enjoy spreadsheets, pickles, grand-babies, and The Carolina Tar Heels.

Did you see how the "Paraprofessional, L.O.L." parked out front like she owns the place?!?!?

Paraprofessional, L.O.L. by Boss91 April 16, 2014

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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