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A mythical creature also known as the phantom of Sears Hicksville. There has never been any history recorded of the great Paraboo. He likes Indian poom-poom, who is also a mythical creature sighted on the sci-fi channel in Destination Truth. Paraboo is known to spend countless hours smoking cigarettes and hibernating. He loves jasmeennnnnn and likes to keep warm at night in the city. He does man things all day and wears a toga when he's staying fly in his Gucci suit.
the lochness monster; grizzly bear; big foot; dead water buffalo; muzzy, bam bam bigilo; Parabooty; Mighty Paraboo Young; The Thing.
paraboo by HtotheRizzo March 28, 2011

parabolove 

things math nerds say to pick up chicks. guaranteed to get you ivy league pussy.
Howard: Kelly, I parabolove you!

Kelly: Shove your tongue down my throat!
parabolove by cheeseonmyknees March 26, 2017

Hyperbolic Paraboloid 

The shape of a pringle, to put it simply.....usually called a 'saddle' for ease...
Regular guy: These Pringles are so Tasty!

Geekish man: NOO! Don't crush the hyperbolic paraboloid!!!

Paramoron 

Someone who has become ultimately obsessed with the Band Paramore. Not a day goes by that they don't think or listen about Paramore. They'll defend them, and kick the ass of any girl who talks shit about them. And if a guy is a Parahater... the "Paramoron" will some way or another get bowling balls strapped to their foot and kick them smack in the balls. It seems like almost every conversation that a Paramoron has will end up involving Paramore.
Paramore is the best!
Parahater: Ugh, are you listening to Paramore?
Paramoron: Got a problem with it?!
Paramore: Maybe. And maybe you could give me your Riot! CD so i can shove it in a fat guy's rolls where it belongs.
Paramoron: Well why don't you give me your Hannah Montana CD so I can shove it up your ASS!

*Then the Paramoron pushes the Parahater down a steep hill, and yells-That's what you get...(then whispers)... when you let you heart win.*

Daria Paramoshkina 

A stylish and beautiful girl..
Girl: Hey Pete Laan you follow Daria Paramoshkina on Instagram @daria_paramoshkina ?

Pete: Sure do! She’s stylish and natural.. A beautiful girl
Daria Paramoshkina by Scriptures August 26, 2018

Paramosh 

Dude, the entire crowd paramoshed at last night's Paramore concert. It was huge.
Paramosh by monkeymanta April 30, 2009