You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.
Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country? If there really was a better way to treat each other, wouldn't people have thought of it and done it before now? What good has hope ever done anybody? Hope is for (and by) the hopeless.
by Solid Mantis November 26, 2020
meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.
1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
by not_an_alien October 18, 2015
"Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends, It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense. Don't speak as I try to leave 'cause we both know what we'll choose, If you pull then I'll push too deep and I'll fall right back to you."
by Trinity2828 June 20, 2013
by Johnny-san September 16, 2011
1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.
2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!
2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
by Whipper Snapper Incorporated June 2, 2011
A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.
Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!
by GMMN2018 November 8, 2018
Northen Parader is a term used to describe the middle class, ex suburban, posh farmers that have moved into the city to try and make a name for themselves. They speak with an extra strong west country dialect and are mostly inaudible. Coming in all shapes in sizes these Worzel offspring are taking over Hampshire.
"Did you end up going for a drink last night mate?" "No I didn't geez, the Coach & Horses was packed full of Worzels and Northen Paraders, I had to go to the Green Farm".
by Ikraam M October 7, 2021