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Golden Parade 

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
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Golden Paradise 

Better known as a corn dog, a delicious lunch food consisting of a hotdog coated in corn batter and fried.
(lunch time at an east coast public highschool"

Joan: swank! I got a Golden Paradise for lunch!
Sam: Lame -- that corn dog will kill you.

golden bag of paradise 

when tea bagging a whore you grap ahold of your stiff rod and piss into the air trying to cover her from head to toe in yellow disipline
man i gave that broad one hell of a golden bag of paradise last night and man did she get what she deserved