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parahater
One who dislikes (hates) the band Paramore and continually makes derogatory comments about the band, even though Paramore rocks! They "hate" because they are insensitive about themselves and can't appreciate good music.
Parahater: Omg, I hate Paramore. Hayley Williams is so whiny.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.
parahater by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008
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Paragateaux
Paragateaux by grippa93 June 28, 2010
paramateurs
Tronald Dump is so clueless about da task of being Prez --- not to mention being totally out-of-touch with reality, logic, and decency --- dat I dunno if it would even be possible to accurately determine HIS capability-paramateurs!
paramateurs by QuacksO January 17, 2025
Paradite
The plural of paradox; a Paradite refers to a set, cluster, or system of paradoxes that coexist, reinforce, or constrain one another - often forming a stable structure rather than a contradiction to be solved.
When paradoxes don't cancel each other out, but form a stable system instead.
When paradoxes don't cancel each other out, but form a stable system instead.
"Consciousness exists as a Paradite: free will vs determinism; self vs other; continuity vs change."
"Paradite = An ecology of contradictions."
"Paradite = An ecology of contradictions."
Paradite by BobbySaxon January 22, 2026
Paradite
The plural of paradox; a Paradite refers to a set, cluster, or system of paradoxes that coexist, reinforce, or constrain one another - often forming a stable structure rather than a contradiction to be resolved.
Paradite = An ecology of contradictions. (When paradoxes don't cancel each other out, but form a stable system instead.)
Paradite = An ecology of contradictions. (When paradoxes don't cancel each other out, but form a stable system instead.)
Consciousness exists as a Paradite: free will vs determinism; self vs other; continuity vs change.
Systems Theory: Resilient systems don't eliminate paradox, they stabilize Paradites.
Systems Theory: Resilient systems don't eliminate paradox, they stabilize Paradites.
Paradite by BobbySaxon January 22, 2026
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