Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.

Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.

Parachute Packing by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025

Packing A Parachute 

Its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. Airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.

I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.

The girl next to me on the flight home was hot and suddenly I was Packing a Parachute.

Packing A Parachute by gilmoreforereal October 20, 2012

packing each other's parachutes 

having a homoerotic moment

those two hang out together all the time.

yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes

packing each other's parachutes by nevvaknow October 7, 2008