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Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.
Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025
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Packing A Parachute

Its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. Airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.

I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.
The girl next to me on the flight home was hot and suddenly I was Packing a Parachute.
by gilmoreforereal October 20, 2012
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packing each other's parachutes

those two hang out together all the time.

yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes
by nevvaknow October 7, 2008
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