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Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.
Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025
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