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When you hit all three holes in a single day, with the same partner. Oral, vaginal, and anal.
Hows was your date with Sarah?

I hit the Par 3!
Damn, all three in one shot. "high fives"
Par 3 by Lord thunder Cock December 14, 2015
the act of holding your penis in a golf club motion, whilst peeing you slap your partner in the face multiple times until the act of pissing has stopped.
i drove a 400 yard par 3 with the hottest chick last night
par 3 by big.nig.rig May 4, 2025

Face like a par 3 tee box 

A very ugly person possibly having bad acne scars that resemble divits in the grass of a golf course. Since an iron is primarily used on a par 3 tee the divits are worse than on longer holes
You've got a face like a par 3 tee box
Face like a par 3 tee box by Jim S September 10, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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