Panda Sex 

Panda Sex is defined as the act of having sex with a fat asian woman.

Jake: You like fat asian woman?

Edwin: Yeah I love me some Panda Sex

I had some crazy Panda Sex last night.

Panda Sex by JakeTheChild October 28, 2015

Panda sex 

Where the man beats his girl so hard with his donger, that you leave black spots all over her body. Alternatively, if a girl takes her boosoms and smacks the man resulting in black spots, equalling in an a very eventful night.

Hey honey, what do you want to do tonight? See a movie, walk in the park, or panda sex?

In a work place setting: "Tammy why do you have so many bruises?" 'Oh, silly Margie, don't you know? Me and my husband have been into panda sex?'

"Ouch ouch! Smack. Smack. Ouch ouch. Whap, whap." Panda sex.

Panda sex by xAlcide August 11, 2014

Panda Sex 

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

Panda Sex by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Panda Sex 

Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.

“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”

Panda Sex by Kermy615 September 11, 2018

Panda sex 

To have sex and leave
Based on the dictionary definition of Panda "Eats shoots and leaves"

I'm only after a quick bit of panda sex

Panda sex by Drivenabout August 20, 2015

Panda Sex 

The sexual act of a threesome, between a white person, a black person, and an Asian person.

I can't wait to go out and have Panda sex with Rob, and Lucy.

Panda Sex by Card-Dan June 26, 2019

enraged panda sex 

When two obese people have really hardcore sex

Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night

enraged panda sex by The cream on your yams 461 February 26, 2017