Pambushed 

When Pam comes out of nowhere and ambushes you with a pillow.

Your Mom just Pambushed me!

Pambushed by Bearpeepspanky October 3, 2019

George Wambushed 

The term was coined during the Bush administration by a Democrat who felt George W. Bush often disregarded the first amendment and the right to free speech. The term was subsequently banned by the Republican Tea Party and Bush followed up with covertly adjusting several laws which violated the constitution in effort to keep the term suppressed. When Obama took office the ban on the term was lifted.

George Wambushed means that one has either literally or figurative been violated and AMBUSHED in the most extreme and plunder-some way known to mankind. Figuratively it means that a person or group has been bombed and sunken with a trillion tons of stupid stinky shit. And the literal meaning is that one has undergone a violent mugging or extreme rape.

PETE steps into an EMPTY HOUSE. Up ahead he SEES the BACK of a MAN slumped in a chair by a window.

PETE: Hey Franky how are ya?

"Franky" The MAN slumped in a chair - remains silent and still.

PETE: Franky? What's going on? Franky? How come. . .

PETE'S eyes BULGE wide. Blood drips from Franky's temple. A gun in one hand. NOTE in the other.

PETE reads the SUICIDE NOTE

My child Joe was maimed in Iraq and no longer knows who I am. After he was denied health benefits I covered them and the bank has now seized my house. I've been GEORGE WAMBUSHED. I know the Tea Party was mad I spent my money on my sons health as they wanted the funds. I left a check for all I have left, made it out to Ben Bernanke, who George appointed to the Fed Reserve. Because I'm liberal I thought it best that I shoot myself now because after the damage done to my child in the Trillion-Dollar-War, after your rape of my finances, I don't have anything else to offer. Maybe you can suck something out of Joe. You will have to ask him directly which may be AWKWARD because he's maimed. Seeing what a real bomb can do to a human being can be AWKWARD. Finally I WILL my only possession left (This GUN) to Ron Paul. I don't believe in guns so it's not registered, but it was real easy to get. FYI - I know the Republicans are not crazy about cleaning up messes so I arranged to have my Democratic friend find me and wipe up the blood. -- Franky

George Bush Cheney screwed fucked sucked-dry screwed

George Wambushed by ECHOROCK December 1, 2011

jambushed 

When one unwittingly opens a Myspace page and is surprised by the music loaded onto the profile. This usually occurs when the subject's speakers are at an above normal volume, but wasn't previously listening to something. Often a furious and spastic search ensues to close the offending page.

In some cases, a Myspace profile will have more than one song loaded onto it. The resulting sound can be described as no less than an aural car accident.

I opened her myspace up and went back to finish the e-mail I was writing, only to have a good 20 seconds of Fall Out Boy at an earsplitting volume.

Cracker got Jambushed!

jambushed by zak Stevens October 1, 2007

ambushed paddington 

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

ambushed paddington by playa hater February 24, 2004

Rambushed 

Being approached by a person who you don't particularly want to talk to (i.e. a random), but who you nevertheless must talk to in order to avoid social awkwardness.

I got rambushed by that vaguely retarded guy while my boss, who is his father, was watching and I had to make conversation with him.

Rambushed by Moffy September 26, 2005

Fambushed 

When you go to a pub / restaurant / flat to meet up with someone and find yourself unexpectedly meeting their whole family.

Christine was thinking about dropping her new boyfriend / fuckbuddy Roger. When she arrived at the pub for a beer with him, she found he had invited his family to meet her. Christine had been fambushed.

Fambushed by WillDavenport June 28, 2014

amBushed 

When someone unexpectedly walks in or when you drop a towel in a changing room and sees your Bush in all its glory.

"Jessica's brother walked in when I was using the bathroom at her house. I was mid pee and jumped up, he amBushed me. I should have shaved."

amBushed by urbanderivative January 16, 2010