Palettarian

An asshole who's dietary restrictions are determined by foods of certain color

I can't eat this salad, I'm a Palettarian.
There are green things in it and I am allergic to things that are green.

Palettarian by EssTee June 29, 2015

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paleotarian

A person who follows a paleolithic nutrition plan or eats a paleo/primal diet. Characterized by eating fresh fruits, vegetables, lean meats and rejecting gluten, grains, legumes, dairy, starchy vegetables, excessive carbohydrates and processed foods.

Suzie the vegetarian never eats bacon, but Jack the paleotarian occasionally does.

paleotarian by chelbs June 7, 2011

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Palettarian • paleotarian • palefearian

paleotarian

A conservative libertarian; a libertarian who holds conservative personal opinions on homosexuality, drug use, abortion, and other social issues, but does not support government authority in these issues (except possibly abortion). Compare to cosmotarian.

The Libertarian candidate attended the gun show in order to gain support from the paleotarians who he would be unlikely to meet at a cocktail party.

paleotarian by crimethink January 18, 2008

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palefearian

a person who is from Palestine, their a Palestinian and is scared from sudden loud noise after the continues bombing they escaped from.

after she traveled to Europe from Palestine, there were fireworks and she got scared, she is a palefearian

palefearian by saleeem April 18, 2024

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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