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Pair Bonding

Pair Bonding is used as a term for two side by side DSL internet connections. This could get you double the internet speed. Sadly this kind of connection can't be configured on long range DSL connections like ADSL. It's VDSL only and anything above.
Customer: My internet speed is kinda low ISP, what to do about it?
ISP: We can provide you with a faster alternative, it's called Pair Bonding.
by HippoTitto May 12, 2020
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Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!
Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
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