Paempt

The dry little crusties that dry around the cap or fall of the paintbrush.

I hate cleaning up those little paempt pieces after I'm done painting

by banana fo fanna July 19, 2018

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

Palmpton

The slang name for Palmdale because of the migration of Los angeles compton gang members moving to the city of palmdale.

Yo man !
Palmdale has gotten so bad they call it Palmpton.

You better watch yo ass in Palmpton.

Fuck Palmdale and Fuck Los angeles.

by neighbor2 October 27, 2010

peemptive strike

Preemptive peeing before you travel or go to an event, to make sure you don't have to at an inconvenient time.

We can leave in a minute — let me make a peemptive strike first.

by hurdygertie July 13, 2017

pæmpings

a norwegian word for weed

niow har du pæmpings?

by sigrid1312 June 7, 2018

pamptastic

Inebriated in celebration of a team, usually sports related (As popularized in the mid-atlantic).

His lithargic apperance on Monday made it evident that he had been pamptastic the preceding weekend.

by sds2424 January 11, 2010

Peemptively

To pee preemptively before beginning a night of drinking as to avoid breaking the seal.

"Dude, you're such a shitbird, we just got here and you're going to the bathroom already?"
Suck my dick, I'm just going peemptively. We'll see who's laughing when you're making friends with the bathroom looker.

by kill the thief August 22, 2010