PABS 

a spanglish portmanteau derived from panza (mexican slang for large gut) and abs. I. e. a man with an abdomen so muscular his abs are super cut, but are distended. This is most likely a result from heavy steroid or human growth hormone abuse. Commonly seen in body builders. See Roid Belly

All the gay muscle marys took off their shirts at the club. At first i thought the stripper was fat but then i realized he had PABS.

PABS by Angelboy147 July 14, 2010

PABS 

Passive Aggressive Bitch Slap
When you have a situation/conversation with another....In which afterwards you the other person reassures you all is well.....
Then 7-10 days later you receive a scathing email about how the situation/conversation has unsettled them... They then retreat and refuse to
talk about the situation.
Equivalent to the emotional sucker punch.....

After having a conversation, that I was reassured went fine, I was PABSed 7 days later.

PABS by Riggins1 December 3, 2009

PABS 

Usually explaining someone's Ab's when their name starts with a 'P'.

Jason: Damn Dude, Pebo's Got Some Ab's!

Brandon: Nawww Man! Those Are His PABS!

PABS by jasonmzmza August 21, 2010

PABS 

An acronym for "People Are Basically Stupid," which offers quick explanation for other's inane actions. Especially useful for real-time identification of reasoning behind obviously stupid activity when the target is within earshot. Also applicable, however, for expedient past-tense discussion of such activities.

PABS was cynically derived from the philosophical theory, "People are Basically Good." PABS can therefore also be employed in philosophical discussions providing explanation for emergent sociological behaviors which are seemingly irrational, such as group think. Whether the behavior is a result of simple non-thinking, or attributable to thinking people's lack of timely information, PABS's umbrella is arguably applicable.

Bewildered person: I really don't understand how that person is so confused by this vending machine.
Comforting response: PABS.

K: It sure seems like our government is highly ineffectual given our present tax burden, wouldn't you agree?
M: Indeed! PABS.

PABS by Andy McAllister November 19, 2007

pabs 

penis abs. you know, the "V" crease in a guy's lower abdominal where the point in the letter "V" ultimately leads to his dick. such a tease

girl 1: "omfg and he has pabs too!"
girl 2: "UGH I WANT TO FUCK HIM"

pabs by k00laidallie May 20, 2010

PABS 

Punk Ass Bitch Syndrome. A psychological disorder affecting ones mind and body. This disorder causes once cool, reliable friends to unexpectedly back out on plans, or become overall boring, and thus seemingly afraid of having fun.

Person 1: Where's Michael, tonight's gonna be so krunk - how could he miss this??

Person 2: He is having a PABS flare-up and decided to stay home - something about being tired and broke or something.

Person 1: Damn, that PABS is a motherfucker, it affects the whole body, and there's no cure. I feel so bad for him.

PABS by Pinestik October 12, 2017

PABS 

Passive Aggressive Bull Shit

He said he didn't know anything about it, but he wss the one who designed it, he just didn't want to talk about it. I'm sick of his PABS.

PABS by Dannyboy the Webster November 15, 2017