PWNPLF 

Acronym for "PlanetWithNonPlanetLikeFeatures"
Inhabited by JWNHLF's alien army
JWNHLF is the king
Looks exctly the same as its king
Yellow curtii for the sea
Craters for eyes
Forrests for gills
River for mouth
Volcanoes for a nose

A: What was that sound?
B: Huh?
A: It said 'Mrrrrrooooowwwwooowwwwoooowww"
B: It must be JWNHLF landing on PWNPLF
A: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting
B: How do you forget an ALIEN?!

PWNPLF by RoseRAWR June 18, 2009