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PTDS - Panic Then Delegate Syndrome. Condition in which a manufactured crisis arises and instead of ignoring it , the person goes into a frenzy and assigns one of his subordinates unreasonable actions in an effort to fix a completely normal situation.
“Everything was going great today at work until Sam gave me 10 actions that needed to be completed by 3:00 pm. All of them have nothing to do with my job!” “I know man, Sam suffers from PTDS...”
PTDS by Lootmon May 11, 2021
-I have severe PTDS
-I am so sorry to hear that, what happened?
-I saw juju in the college I go to
- PTDS!
PTDS by ra tsa tsa March 9, 2021
post-traumatic dying situation
oh did you hear? jefferey has PTDS
PTDS by Snazzysweetie December 23, 2020
"Shes got, uh, PTSD or whatever. Post traumatic Down syndrome, no, it's not. She aint got Down syndrome (PTDS), im trippin, umm.
PTDS by BiGBroDaddy October 31, 2023

PTDS post traumatic down syndrome 

When you have sex with a down syndrome and can't live with yourself
I can't believe I slept with that downsy I have PTDS post traumatic down syndrome

PTDSLBBD 

Post Traumatic Down Sydrome Low Ball Bang Disorder. Only for men
PTDSLBBD by PTDS Guy November 19, 2020
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