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PREEMPTIVE TAKES [STRIKE] 

ENVIOUS WRATHER INSTIGATOR'S PARADISE
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY

AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION

CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.

When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.

I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)

THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.

It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.

ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
Dag nab it, I felt totally in a DAMN VACUUM as the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as when I turned on the VACUUM CLEANER paper towel holder attached to the hose roll of paper towels still on it and I did not want it to be a more than a ONE PERSON SHOW, as I turned IT on the VACUUM CLEANER it got HOT FAST , where you can hear the SUCKING SOUNDS the whole NEIGHBORHOOD somehow witnessed and caught me as have to think about as the SyCHOOL AND NOTHING ELSE in my LIFE was ever the same and the perfect song lyrics and it sounds like THE VACUUM CLEANER other people are guilty also of NAKED BUSTED PLEASURES TOO , so we got a UNIVERSAL ATLAS , PERFECT HUMILIATING DEGRADING SOUNDS.

Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo

OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.

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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026