poop lube

also known as prison lube

basically being in prison and pulling your cell mate off the crapper midway through pooping, so he's nicely lubed up for gay prison sex

poop ass being used as lubrication for buttsex

Cum on over here. Don't wipe. I want to use your poop lube to stimulate forced gay sex.

You don't mind do you, punk?

by Ass2mouth4life666 October 23, 2009

poop lube

lube that helps u shit comfortably

see: butt juice

by Jay May 10, 2003

poop is lube

1)something to yell out the window of your car either to startle them or just give them something to think about.

2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.

1)passing motorist- "POOP IS LUBE FUCKERS!"
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- "What? ewwwwww!"

2) guy A- "Ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous."
guy B- "Well you know what i always say? Poop is lube"

by Nicholas alan June 12, 2008

Poop Luber

When a guy is having anal relations with a girl and pulls out of her bumbum and has poo on his dick, then flips the chick over and uses the poo as lube for vaginal intercourse.

Every girl loves it, a lot.

"Hey man, did you earn your poo dick last night?"
"Yeah dude, and I was a Poop Luber too."

This might be the nastiest fucking thing I ever wrote....
Poop Luber

by Fish Burn Likes Butt October 12, 2011