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POKEthrough

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(aka "the dreaded POKEthrough")
The unpleasant experience of your finger poking through the toilet paper whilst wiping residual fecal matter from your anus.

Causes are, but not limited to, the following;
1.Inferior toilet paper
2.Excessive/enthusiastic wiping with, or w/o
inferior toilet paper
3.Not "doubling-up" the paper prior to
wiping
4.Having a longer "middle finger" or using
it for the "dig"
5.Softer than expected feces, resistance
isn't there
6."Wetter" than expected feces, absorbed by
toilet paper~regardless of quality.
Dampened toilet paper is compromised
toilet paper~it's that simple.
7.Spicy food/itch. Causes 5&6 AND the anal
itch caused by spicy food can result in
more than one poke-through per sit-down.
POKEthrough Dude, who bought this shitty tp~I can SEE through the stuff! Oh well, here goes...Ahhhh FUCK~another nasty POKEthrough! Shit, it's under my fingernail and everything!?!?!
POKEthrough by Curry Boy October 24, 2008
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Poke Through 

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Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.
Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."
Poke Through by lefty mcgee May 19, 2010

Powerthrough 

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The act of continuing intercourse after ejaculating until you ejaculate a second time.
"I didn't think i had it in me after the first round but poweredthrough and came up with an even bigger second round."

"I thought it would be a short performance but I pulled the powerthrough without her even knowing."

Poke Through 

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While wiping your ass your finger pokes through the paper and into your Rusty Sheriffs Badge.
I had a Poke Through and got some rust under my fingernail.
Poke Through by Alex B May 14, 2003
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