plantsexual 

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality

person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"

plantsexual by plantedcandy March 18, 2021

plantsexual 

some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3

plantsexual is not a valid sexuality

plantsexual by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

plantsexual 

Either a shitty attempt at being a mocking homophobe or someone who needs to touch some fucking grass.

Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.

plantsexual by smokey-skies March 18, 2022

Plantsexual 

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches

Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore

Plantsexual by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021

plantsexual 

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)

Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

plantsexual by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021

Plantsexual 

When the quarantine has got you turned on by growing green things.

She cant seem to keep her hands out of that terrarium, she is such a plantsexual.

Plantsexual by Hung like a plantar May 28, 2020

plantsexual 

I person who develops a sexual relationship or has intercourse with a plant, especially cactuses.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Jenny is a plantsexual now.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she came out of the garden yesterday.

plantsexual by Pringledude April 13, 2016