PHIZ

adj. describing someone who obviously posts in Something Awful's Pretentious Hipster Irony Zone, often delineated by a combination of hipster and goon fashion such as tight pants and shirts, flannel, thick-rimmed glasses, obscure band tees, boots, messenger bags ponytails, neckbeards and anything else you can think of.

Did you see that dude with the faggy handbag? He's totally PHIZ...

by shittitties January 20, 2009

phiz

a person's facial expression

Why are you looking at me with such a sour phiz?

by darkxsun July 4, 2009

phiz

An exclamation of dismay, frustration or displeasure.

Phiz! I stubbed my toe!
Oh phiz, my girlfriend cheated on me.
Someone slashed my tires. That's some bullphiz.

by Trey Forrester March 5, 2008

PHiZ

Phillip "PHiZZURP" Klemenov (August 14, 1992 – October 2, 2016) was a professional Call of Duty player from the United States. Optic Scump rocked, "PHiZ", in his clantag for a while. Rip legend.

Me: PhiZ and Scump got me into COD, they're legends.
Everyone else: Agreed.

by PJM_14 May 5, 2024

Phiz

A phiz, is usually a person called Riley Pemberton.
This insult is used by the stupidest of the retards. Thinking they are the alpha.

Riley: your a phiz
Victim: your literally a phiz

by wallopmaster April 3, 2022