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Penis worm 

Slang term for "priapulid" (phylum or class Priapulida), any of some 15 species of predatory, marine, mud-inhabiting, unsegmented worms of uncertain classification.
"Finally, there is a type of worm called the priapulid worm or penis worm, named such for its nose-like end which can be stretched or protruded, thus resulting in it looking like a penis."

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Penis worm by Verne D. Fukawi September 12, 2008
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penis worm 

a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang
freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently

by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert
penis worm by Josh February 17, 2005

PENIS WORM 

When your penis turns into an earth worm
I have to turn in early Benjamin I'm sorry my wife needs to feed soil to my Penis Worm
PENIS WORM by Jonovan Kirk August 7, 2021

Penis Worm 

The Worm that enters and exits the hole of the penis.
Hey i have a penis worm do You ?
Penis Worm by Monkey789 April 30, 2022

Penis Worm 

Cole Holden is a penis worm
Person: That guy cole is a penis worm
Penis Worm by lmaotituurir July 30, 2023

Penis Wormhole 

A Tesla Cybertruck.
In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.
Penis Wormhole by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

Peniswoman 

A guy or a girl who cannot seem to get the sand out of their vagina. A dumb bitch.
Damn, I hate that peniswoman.

If only I were a penisman...then I would punish that peniswoman
Peniswoman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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