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penis fuck 

someone you hate very much and want to just erease from all your memories
i cant believe i liked him, and whats so damn good about her that i dont have? hes such a fucking penis fuck
penis fuck by blackbitch June 26, 2006
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Penis fuck 

When you have no better name to call someone
What he fuck are you doing to her you penis fuck
Penis fuck by Merp reapor August 25, 2013

penis fuck 

The men penis fucked. I never wanna talk to them again.
penis fuck by Pimp Daddy June 12, 2004

Alaskan Penis Fuck 

When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.
Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.

Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.

Niggity Penis Fuck 

God damnit, I lost. NIGGITY PENIS FUCK!
Niggity Penis Fuck by iGuy October 7, 2012

fuck penis 

Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.
Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.
fuck penis by kfmri January 13, 2017

penis Mccunt fuck 

it generally means a complete idiot who just asked a completely retarded question or they have no freaking idea what they are talking about
you freakin' penis Mccunt fuck
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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