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pediatrician

A pediatrician is medical doctor who manages the physical, behavioral, and mental care for children from birth until age 18. A pediatrician is trained to diagnose and treat a broad range of childhood illnesses, from minor health problems to serious diseases.
I’m taking my son to see the pediatrician today
by Astrosnot April 30, 2021
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Pediatrician

A man with a c8a2 who forces you into multiple arbitrary hernia repair surgeries in a sterile hospital to guarantee at least childhood immunity from prosecution until 18 he's scary and has a knife.
You can always trust your pediatrician to supply a defense...
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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Pediatrician

A doctor that works with children. It’s also a doctor that circumcises babies. Not all pediatricians do this, but 90% of the American pediatricians do.
Pediatricians are important for helping sick children and giving them treatments and checkups, but they’re not good when they come to circumcising babies.
by AntiCircumcisionMan May 29, 2023
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peediatrician

A medical doctor who treats children with urinary issues, such as bed-wetting, being slow to progress in potty-training, etc.
Ethan Couch may indeed not have needed a peediatrician as a toddler, but his real problems began a bit later in his childhood development, when his **solid-matter waste** began colliding with the electric breeze-creator at regular intervals (in other words, what he preferred or liked did not comfortably "mesh" with what his fellow humans on the planet would have found tolerable or reasonable)!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018
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Pedotrician

Pedoatrics is the branch of medicine that deals with the sexual care of infants, children, and adolescents.

Pedotrician is a medical practitioner specializing in children and sexual activities.
Teacher:"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Young Student: "A PEDOTRICIAN!"
by Xiangfan June 8, 2017
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paediatrician

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.
The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.
by Ian Chode June 12, 2003
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podiatrician

A doctor that fixes kid feet
My kids walkin' funny, I'm taking him to the podiatrician
by DC_Wade October 9, 2016
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