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pediatrician 

A pediatrician is medical doctor who manages the physical, behavioral, and mental care for children from birth until age 18. A pediatrician is trained to diagnose and treat a broad range of childhood illnesses, from minor health problems to serious diseases.
I’m taking my son to see the pediatrician today
pediatrician by Astrosnot April 30, 2021

peediatrician 

A medical doctor who treats children with urinary issues, such as bed-wetting, being slow to progress in potty-training, etc.
Ethan Couch may indeed not have needed a peediatrician as a toddler, but his real problems began a bit later in his childhood development, when his **solid-matter waste** began colliding with the electric breeze-creator at regular intervals (in other words, what he preferred or liked did not comfortably "mesh" with what his fellow humans on the planet would have found tolerable or reasonable)!
peediatrician by QuacksO November 26, 2018

paediatrician 

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.
The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.
paediatrician by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

Pediatrician 

A man with a c8a2 who forces you into multiple arbitrary hernia repair surgeries in a sterile hospital to guarantee at least childhood immunity from prosecution until 18 he's scary and has a knife.
You can always trust your pediatrician to supply a defense...
Pediatrician by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Pediatrician 

A doctor that works with children. It’s also a doctor that circumcises babies. Not all pediatricians do this, but 90% of the American pediatricians do.
Pediatricians are important for helping sick children and giving them treatments and checkups, but they’re not good when they come to circumcising babies.
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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