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Post Cum Jiz: - meaning the annoying jiz that dribbles from the penis causing the bell end to stick to pubes and underwear. Usually occurs some time after ejaculation.
whats wrong dave, why you walking funny?

got PCJ from last night almost ripped half my helmet off, when turning pants inside out.
PCJ by lell December 28, 2007
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Pre Cum Jiz: - meaning the fluid that dribbles from the penis prior to ejaculation when excited.
Man look at that PCJ I almost blew my buscuits that time
PCJ by Lell December 28, 2007
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PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk

PCJ meaning Political Circle Jerk is a term for use of describing an act of like minded individuals who are too sensitive to polar opinions, so they only engage in social interaction through a political circle jerk to get recognition by making stuff up with people who like mindedly and blindly believe in nonproven facts.
Oh Todd, is such a drag he only debates people who think like him.
Oh you mean his PCJ group.
PCJ?
PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk is where you only engage in deep conversations with like minded people to bolster your opinion
One whose name is Joe who is acting rather Politically Correct. Can also be used to correct behavior of someone named Joe in a work setting.
"PCJoe is out in full force today. He had the opportunity to make a fart joke and held it in."

Joe: "I am going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl"
Co-workers: "PCJoe!"
PCJoe by iWriteFlutterAppsBeyotch#1 January 10, 2019
The "Pony Cum Jar Project" also known as the "pcjp" or "My Little Pony Cum Jar" where some guy came in a jar with a rainbow dash pony figure in it.
guy 1: dude did you see the pcjp update

guy 2: dude you need actual help
pcjp by JiMP1X November 24, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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